Welcome back all! We have made it to
Day 4 of Dustin Ferguson Week and you will note that it has been a
pretty easy case of big ideas and tiny budget still making the grade.
This time around in the true fashion of Mondo cane or Faces of
Death, a gathering of teens hellbent to party, neck and enjoy
films find a rare creation that hasn't been distributed in a wide
range. This is Shockumentary.
The look of a girl just noticing her boy wears Axe. Pity her. |
Quick clarification before you all drop
by my pad and pelt me with rotten vegetables, this is NOT the ICP
(Isane Clown Posse) goofiness that happened in 1997.
Relax, I am not sadistic nor that masochistic. Our collective
college kids decide to kick the tires this Fall break and decide to
rent some horror films, drink a few beers, get some mad munchies and
prep for a fun night. Apparently in this universe, video stores
still exist and kick butt. So our young happy-go-lucky gang split up
and divide the party chores.
The boys Chris (Christopher
Christiansen of Shockumentary and Camp Blood 4) and Justice
(Justice Strong of Shockumentary and Meathook Massacre)
are in charge of getting something terrifying and disturbing. Guess
Faces of Death Part 8 will not cut it. The girls Sky (Schuylar
Craig of Shockumentary, Blood Claws, Camp Blood 4, Camp Blood 5 and
The Amityville Legacy) and Brit Brit (Britany Dailey of
Blood Rites, Cheerleader Camp: To the Death, Shockumentary and The
Amityville Legacy) are off for snacks, beverages and probably
a fair degree of condoms and lubes. Hey, you don't know! Watch the
flick yourself! Sheesh. The guys hit a mom and pop video shop
(Would that not be a great name for a store?) and they
find a clam box with permanent marker describing the title
Shockumentary. They figure what the hell and grab it.
Wait, why did you put in Scream 4, dude? |
No sooner are they all in for the
night, bad food and drinks galore as they watch depictions of graphic
gore and execution style murders. Looks as feasible as a Umberto
Lenzi flick like Cannibal Holocaust but to each their own
I say. I'm more of a Lenzi's Eaten Alive fan myself. An
unusual theme in the film is two guys dressed in Halloween hoods and
skull masks doing in a girl that appears to be flailing and screaming
for her life. Everyone is really impressed with her performance.
Later on the news and after seeing a
few local flyers, Brit Brit recognizes the girl missing as one of the
victims on the movie and she is convinced it is an actual snuff film.
Justice, Sky and Chris remain a bit skeptical but agree to go find
out a little more about the movie. They make their way back to mom
and pop video shop (Now I can't stop writing that!) to
get some inside info on the flick itself. IMDB was absolutely
worthless for my search lemme tell you. The video store owner is
real reluctant to even talk about it, exclaiming some things are
better left alone, stay off the moors and it's only a movie!
The kids aren't sure what to do at this
point. Do they go to the cops with only the VHS as proof and
wouldn't that be easily argued it looks like a shot on video nonsense
to the likes of Savage Vengeance? Yeah that was a painful flick.
Paranoia starts to set in as our youngsters realize they are making
waves and creating a stir. Will the maniacs find them? What pain
and torture awaits them? Will they be forced to sit through an Eli
Roth marathon???
This film is kinda reminiscent of Lucio
Fulchi's A Lizard in a Woman's Skin or Ruggero Deodato's
Cannibal Holocaust in the sense of they have a great premise and
rolled with it..minus animal killings of course. Hmm, this may have
been poor examples. Not too different to a crappy shot-on-video
Gary P. Cohen's master flop VHS film called Video Violence
but vastly more believable camera work, digital captured with the good
performances given by our cast, the eerie ass music following them
about and the atmosphere giving a sense of it is only a matter of
time. Ferguson gets old school scare and manages to bring that in
easily enough.
Hostel 4: The Midwest Edition. |
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