Welcome to the gathering!!.. of Adrian
Paul fans for Day 2 of Adrian Paul Week. Yeah, I know I need to cut
down on the Highlander quotes, comments and general silliness than is
I but it is so damn fun. No offense to MacLeod, but I loved Peter
Wingfield's Methos. That man could have lopped the head off a cat
snoozing, in the sack, in a outhouse, you name it.
Today I wish to bring about a TV movie
title that provided some entertainment. Based on the books by
novelist/TV writer Robert Forward (Secret of the Sword,
She-Ra: Princess of Power, C.O.P.S., The Real Ghostbusters, The
Legend of Zelda and Captain Planet and the Planeteers) comes
the story of a soldier turned mercenary who lost his wife and
daughter to criminals of unknown. He spends his nights prowling the
streets for scum to unleash his rage on. This is The Owl.
Oh no cameraman, he spotted you! RUN! |
Alex L' Hiboux (Adrian Paul of
Love Potion No. 9, Dead Men Can't Dance, Merlin: The Return, The
Breed, Tracker, Charmed, Alien Tracker, Throttle, Little Chicago,
Highlander: The Source, Lost Colony: The Legend of Roanoke)
was a soldier once. After his tour was up he found his family to
been dispatched by criminals and yes, yes I get it is too close to
the Punisher and you need to move on. A hopeless insomniac, living
off of sugar, caffeine and anxiety Alex "The Owl" operates
as a mercenary for whatever or whoever meets his price or cause.
With his on again and off again cop
lady friend Danny Santerre (Patricia Charbonneau of Shakedown,
Call Me, Brain Dead, Robocop 2, The Arrangement, She's All That and
100 Feet) she throws him a bone via work or just checks in on
him. A doctor and his daughter Lisa (Erika Flores of Star
Trek: The Next Generation, She Woke Up, Bloodlines: Murder in the
Family, Visions of Murder and Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman) are
about to blow town when Doctor Clements (David Selburg of The
Man with One Red Shoe, On Deadly Ground, Species and The Bourne
Identity) is snatched from the train station leaving his
daughter on her own. Lisa seeks out the Owl in the hopes he can find
her father before anything horrible happens to him. Reluctant to get
involved he takes on the case and is bending ears and arms in no time
at all.
I am almost Wesley Snipes, m'man. I feel it. |
Our gangster/rapper Cool Ice (Jacques
Bolton of 21 Jump Street, Kindergarten Cop, The O.J. Simpson Story,
City of Angels and Bloodlines) holds Clements in chains until
he gives up the formula for this new drug coined Instant Iron so he
can be the new drug kingpin. FYI, his henchman carrying his ghetto
blaster THAT IS NOT EVEN PLAYING!!!!!!
Can the Owl stop the drug trade, end
the bad rap tyriad and in general snap bones and one-liners??
A few comments on the flick. Director
Tom Holland brought me Fright Night, Fatal Beauty and Child's Play so
I figure I am in good hands and while the cinematography is fine, the
soundtrack is rocking, the source material was treated with less
dignity than a Glen A Larson project. Seriously, Manimal got more
love.
One of the biggest effects the film has
on you is the soundtrack. My brain is screaming Stallone's Cobra and
low and behold it is Sylvester Levay (Composer
of Otherworld, Airwolf, Cobra, The Tracker and Navy Seals)
some decent bass and guitar with some whammy bar with a bit of
synthesizer playing with that brushing of chimes effect that was
popular in the 80's and the 90's.
Upside is Paul looked supremely bad-ass,
spinning kicks, wrist locks and just blasting the crap out of these
pukes.
You must think I'm not a very nice guy... |
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