Howdy readers of mine! Well I have a
short week as I am talking a plane (AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!) out to Texas to
attend a wedding. The bride-to-be is a dear friend and sister of the
heart for my lady love and how can I disappoint? Only a complete
doof is going to ruin that journey, in spite of me being terrified to
fly. The brain conjures too many scenarios of bodies strewn across
the countryside while wild wolves chew away limbs but that is just
the vivid gore spattered mindset.
You kids stop fornicating in my damn beans!!! |
With that in mind I though we would
ramp up to a topic that starts conflicts, gets blood boiling and irks
many. The subject matter is for gore gags galore. Now I am aware
that loads of people like their horror films with entrails, innards
and fluids all over the ceiling, walls and floor but not everyone
feels that way. Some folks still have appreciation for concepts
like: Plot, character development, a story arc, 3 acts and so on. I
present to you 4 films I felt had great potential but then the need
for mess everywhere the downfall for the flick.
This week is known as Gratuitous Gore
Gags Week. So yes you may want to get some plastic tarps down and
maybe a bucket or two.
Man, my head cold is getting worse! |
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