Welcome back for Day 2 of Sequels
Rebound and let me just say that I have not found any gems thus far.
Well for this continuation we had an insane mental patient with a
power drill fetish, an Andrew Dice Clay Freddy Kruger hybrid dream
demon and now...even less connection to the original other than our
psycho uses a giant post hole digger drill. Yes let us join Jackie
Cassidy and her friends at what may be the last slumber party of
their lives. This is Slumber Party Massacre III.
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| Gee, I wonder what the guy's intentions are? |
Jackie Cassidy (Keely Christian
of A Brand New Life, Married with Children, Hollywood Boulevard II,
Growing Pains, Charles in Charge and Earth Angel) invites her
girlfriends after playing on the beach to her parents' house. Mom
and Dad are away which means...SLUMBER PARTY!!!! As depicted by
writer Catherine Cyran (writing research conducted by a
12 year old boy), the girls want to bring booze, food and
public domain tunes rule! Shockingly enough even at a slumber party
there lies in await a pooper for said party.
Bent on destruction, murder and
probably blowing up someone's thunderbucket from those Buffalo Wild
Wings they had 3 hours prior. A crazed nutter butter among all the
red herrings. We have creeper stalker house hunter guy, Morgan
(Michael Harris of Santa Barbara, Suture, Sleepstalker, Babylon
5: A Call to Arms and Finding Bliss) our creeper goth guy
that is only named The Weirdo (Yan Birch of The People Under
the Stairs, Sucker, Bless the Child and Essence of Echoes)
and the Killer name of Ken (Brittain Frye of Less Than Zero,
Santa Barbara, Veiled Threat, Dallas and In Search of a Woman)
who is blond haired and blue eyed. CLEARLY EVIL!
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| Rich white kids can't resist the game of: Kick the Hobo. |
After a friend of theirs died, hadn't
shown up and everyone rags on her how she didn't bring the hamburgers
for their cook out, they order a pizza instead and of course as many
straight sexually oriented girls do, they dare two of their friends
to striptease in front of them...again could only came from a
research guide of the mental age of 12.
A few of the doofs the girls are
marginally interested crash the party, start porking away and then
almost 30 minutes later, another death scene. Death by plug-in
vibrator tossed in a bathtub! Yup you read it here! Death by
vibrator!! While a few run for help, the others proceed to Scooby
Doo their way around the house convinced maybe the killer is still
inside! So rather than piling up in the cars, zipping over to the
cop shop, chewing the cops out for ignoring their pleas for help and
mercy and getting the killer thrown in jail... they mildly arm
themselves and dink around some more. In a weak ass attempt to
link the film with the first one, Ken's Uncle Billy was supposed to
be the mental patient from the first movie.
So what did we learn from this
cinematic experience?
Well while this was professionally
shot, blocked, sound and lit properly, the material is flawed, the
acting was over the top and really they just needed an excuse to show
some topless shots. In October 10th of 2010 marked the
first time this film was released in a 2 DVD disk set with its
predecessor Slumber Party Massacre II. There is no real new concept
to be had. Just an insane guy drilling cute ditzy girls to death and
none of them deserved it overall.
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| Psst doll, stop looking at the camera. Oh whatever. |
YAWN!
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